DRAFT: Mitt Romney’s 2012 Tampa Republican National Convention Speech

DRAFT: Mitt Romney’s 2012 Tampa Republican National Convention Speech

Tampa, Florida
Thursday, August 30, 2012

Mr. Chairman, delegates. I accept your nomination for President of the United Corporate States of America.

I do so with humility which is foreign to me, deeply moved by the trust you have placed in me. It is a great honor. It is an even greater responsibility.

Tonight I am asking you to join me to walk together to a better future. By my side, I have chosen a man with a big heart from a small town, Janesville, Wisconsin, home of GM’s oldest plant and Parker Pen Company, the largest writing instrument company in the world.  Deleted; CLOSED. He represents the best of America, a man who will always make us proud – my friend and America’s next Vice President, Ron Paul, Deleted; Easy mistake. Paul Ryan.

In the days ahead, you will get to know Paul and Janna better. But last night America got to see what I saw in Paul Ryan – a strong and caring leader who is down to earth and confident in the challenge this moment demands.

I love the way he lights up around his kids and how he’s not embarrassed to show the world how much he loves his mom.

But Paul, I still like the playlist on my iPod made in China by Foxconn, Delete; China’s largest exporter and well known violator of workers’ rights. better than yours.

Four years ago, I know that many Americans felt a fresh excitement about the possibilities of a new president. That president was not the choice of our party but Americans always come together after elections. We are a good and generous people who are united by so much more than what divides us unless it’s for profit. Delete

When that hard fought election was over, when the yard signs came down and the television commercials finally came off the air, Americans were eager to go back to work, to live our lives the way Americans always have – optimistic and positive and confident in the futures market.

That very optimism is uniquely American.

It is what brought us to America. We are a nation of immigrants. We are the children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the ones who wanted a better life, the driven ones, the ones who woke up at night hearing that voice telling them that life in that place called America could be better.

They came not just in pursuit of the riches of this world but for the richness of this life.


Freedom of religion but not from mine.

Freedom to speak their mind regardless of facts.

Freedom to build a life and take a life for the NRA.

And yes, freedom to build a business. With others’ their own hands at expense of the environment.

This is the essence of the American experience.

We Americans have always felt a special kinship with the future.

When every new wave of immigrants looked up and saw the Statue of Liberty which is not on the southern border, or knelt down and kissed the shores of freedom before they became toxic just ninety miles from Castro’s tyranny while we turn a blind eye to China, these new Americans surely had many questions. But none doubted that here in America they could build a better life, that in America their children would be more blessed than they.

But today, four years from the excitement of the last election, for the first time, the majority of Americans now doubt that our children will have a better future.

It is not what we were promised.

Every family in America wanted this to be a time when they could get ahead a little more, put aside a little more for college, do more for their elderly mom who’s living alone now that bankers foreclosed on her home or give a little more to their church or charity or their favorite PAC just as the wealthy do.

Every small business wanted these to be their best years ever, when they could hire more, do more for those who had stuck with them through the hard times, open a new store or sponsor that Little League team. (Fake a tear)

Every new college graduate thought they’d have a good job by now, a place of their own, and that they could start paying back some of their loans and build for the future on minimum wage.

This is when our nation was supposed to start paying down the national debt without any additional revenue and rolling back those massive deficits caused in part by tax cuts and unbridled military spending.

This was the hope and change America voted for.

It’s not just what we wanted. It’s not just what we expected.

It’s what Americans deserved.

You deserved it because during these years, you worked harder than ever before while earning 1972 real wages and CEO’s pay has exploded. You deserved it because when it cost more to fill up your car because of speculators like me , you cut out movie nights and put in longer hours because you no longer have a union. Or when you lost that job that paid $22.50 an hour with benefits, you took two jobs at 9 bucks an hour and fewer benefits because Bain Capital leveraged and bankrupted your company. You did it because your family depended on you. You did it because you’re an American and you don’t quit. You did it because it was what you had to do.

But driving home late from that second job, or standing there watching the gas pump hit 50 dollars, thank you by the way, and still going, when the realtor told you that to sell your house you’d have to take a big loss and the banks weren’t willing to work with you, in those moments you knew that this just wasn’t right.

But what could you do? Except work harder, do with less, try to stay optimistic. Hug your kids a little longer; maybe spend a little more time praying (not to Allah) that tomorrow would be a better day.

I wish President Obama had succeeded (try to look sincere and don’t laugh) because I want America to succeed. But his promises gave way to disappointment and division by trying to salvage the middle class. This isn’t something we have to accept. Now is the moment when we CAN do something. With your help we will do something.

Now is the moment when we can stand up and say, “I’m an American. I make my destiny and I don’t give a damn about yours. And we deserve better! My children deserve better! My better off than yours family deserves better. My conglomerate country deserves better!”

So here we stand. Americans have a choice. A decision.

To make that choice, you need to know more about me and about where I will lead our country.

I was born in the middle of the century in the middle of the country, a classic baby boomer. It was a time when Americans were returning from war and eager to work. To be an American was to assume that all things were possible. When President Kennedy challenged Americans to go to the moon, the question wasn’t whether we’d get there, it was only when we’d get there.

The soles of Neil Armstrong’s boots on the moon made permanent impressions on OUR souls and in our national psyche. Ann and I watched those steps together on her parent’s sofa since our families always had a television before anyone else. Like all Americans we went to bed that night knowing we lived in the greatest country in the history of the world.

God bless Neil Armstrong. (Remember, not the flooring company dividends.)

Tonight that American flag, Made in America, is still there on the moon. And I don’t doubt for a second that Neil Armstrong’s spirit is still with us: that unique blend of optimism, humility and the utter confidence that when the world needs someone to do the really big stuff, you need an American.

That’s how I was brought up.

My dad had been born in Mexico and his family had to leave during the Mexican revolution because they were the most prosperous family in the Mormon colony, I grew up with stories of his family being fed by the US Government as war refugees and not lazy folks. My dad never made it through college and apprenticed as a lath and plaster carpenter. And he had big dreams. He convinced my mom, a beautiful young actress, to give up Hollywood to marry him. He moved to Detroit, led a great automobile company, AMC, which became a victim or mergers and globalization, and became Governor of the Great State of Michigan.

We were Mormons and growing up in Michigan; that might have seemed unusual or out of place but I really don’t remember it that way. My friends cared more about what sports teams we followed than what church we went to.

My mom and dad gave their kids the greatest gift of all – the gift of unconditional love. They cared deeply about who we would BE, and much less about what we would DO; credit swapping, leveraging, bankrupting companies, etc.

Unconditional love is a gift that Ann and I have tried to pass on to our sons and now to our grandchildren. All the laws and legislation in the world will never heal this world like the loving hearts and arms of mothers and fathers. If every child could drift to sleep feeling wrapped in the love of their family – and God’s love (not Allah’s) – this world would be a far more gentle and better place.

Mom and Dad were married 64 years. And if you wondered what their secret was, you could have asked the local florist – because every day Dad gave Mom a rose, which he put on her bedside table. That’s how she found out what happened on the day my father died – she went looking for him because that morning, there was no rose. (Fake a tear.)

My mom and dad were true partners, a life lesson that shaped me by everyday example. When my mom ran for the Senate like moms in your neighborhood, my dad was there for her every step of the way. I can still hear her saying in her beautiful voice, “Why should women have any less say than men, about the great decisions facing our nation?”

I wish she could have been here at the convention and heard leaders like Governor Mary Fallin, Governor Nikki Haley, Governor Susana Martinez, Senator Kelly Ayotte and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice all while we treat women as second class citizens.

As Governor of Massachusetts, I chose a woman Lt. Governor, a woman chief of staff, half of my cabinet and senior officials were women because they knew their place, and in business, I mentored and supported great women leaders who went on to run great companies.

I grew up in Detroit until the age of six when we moved 20 miles away to affluent Bloomfield Hills in love with cars and wanted to be a car guy, like my dad. But by the time I was out of school, I realized that I had to go out on my own, that if I stayed around Michigan in the same business, I’d never really know if I was getting a break because of my dad. I’m sure that happened to you too. I wanted to go someplace new and prove myself; not buy producing things but by making a fortune at others’ expense.

Those weren’t the easiest of days – too many long hours and weekends working, trying to get in a round of golf, the help wanting more pay, five young sons (I’m quite straight and viril) who seemed to have this need to re-enact a different world war every night. But if you ask Ann and I what we’d give, to break up just one more fight between the boys, or wake up in the morning and discover a pile of kids asleep in our room. Well, every mom and dad knows the answer to that. (Pretend to sniffle).

Those days were toughest on Ann, of course. She was heroic. Five boys, with our families a long way away. I had to travel a lot for my job then closing plants here and there and I’d call and try to offer support with another nanny . But every mom knows that doesn’t help get the homework done or the kids out the door to their elite private school.

I knew that her job as a mom was harder than mine. The help didn’t fear her as my employees fear me. And I knew without question, that her job as a mom was a lot more important than mine. And as America saw Tuesday night, Ann would have succeeded at anything she wanted to.

Like a lot of families in a new place with no family, we found kinship with a wide circle of friends through our church. When we were new to the community it was welcoming and as the years went by, it was a joy to help others who had just moved to town or just joined our church. We had remarkably vibrant and diverse congregants from all walks of life and many who were new to America. We prayed together, our kids played together and we always stood ready to help each other out in different ways.

And that’s how it is in America. We look to our communities, our faiths, our families for our joy, our support, in good times and bad. It is both how we live our lives and why we live our lives. The strength and power and goodness of America has always been based on the strength and power and goodness of our communities, our families, our faiths.

That is the bedrock of what makes America, America. In our best days, we can feel the vibrancy of America’s communities, large and small.

It’s when we see that new business opening up downtown. I love Chik-fil-A. It’s when we go to work in the morning and see everybody else on our block doing the same working as consultants because their employer no longer wants to offer benefit.

It’s when our son or daughter calls from college to talk about which job offer they should take; McDonald’s or Chuckee Cheese….and you try not to choke up when you hear that the one they like is not far from home next to Burger King.

It’s that good feeling when you have more time to volunteer to coach your kid’s soccer team, or help out on school trips because your unemployment benefits haven’t run out.

But for too many Americans, these good days are harder to come by with the Dow being down. How many days have you woken up feeling that something really special was happening in America?

Many of you felt that way on Election Day four years ago. Hope and Change had a powerful appeal. But tonight I’d ask a simple question: If you felt that excitement when you voted for Barack Obama, shouldn’t you feel that way now that he’s President Obama? You know there’s something wrong with the kind of job he’s done as president when the best feeling you had was the day you voted for him knowing Republicans have attempted to shoot down almost all of his proposals at every opportunity.

The President hasn’t disappointed you because he wanted to. The President has disappointed America because he hasn’t led America in the right direction. He took office without the basic qualification that most Americans have and one that was essential to his task. He had almost no experience working in a business although I can’t tell the difference between government and business. Jobs to him are about government.  Jobs to me are an unnecessary cost of business.

I learned the real lessons about how America works from experience.

When I was 37, I helped start a small company. My partners and I had been working for a company that was in the business of helping other businesses. (Read not individuals. Can you say Monsanto?) So some of us had this idea that if we really believed our advice was helping companies, we should invest in companies. (Again, companies not individuals but I guess corporations are people, you know.) We should bet on ourselves and on our advice and not give a rat’s ass about anyone else.

So we started a new infamous business called Bain Capital. The only problem was, while WE believed in ourselves that we could be so callous, nobody else did. We were young and had never done this before and we almost didn’t get off the ground. In those days, sometimes I wondered if I had made a really big mistake. I had thought about asking my church’s pension fund to invest, but I didn’t. I figured it was bad enough that I might lose my investors’ money, but I didn’t want to go to hell too. Shows what I know. Another of my partners got the Episcopal Church pension fund to invest. Today there are a lot of happy retired priests who should thank him.

That business we started with 10 people has now grown into a great American success measured strictly by profits story. Some of the companies we helped start are names you know but most of them you use to know. An office supply company called Staples – where I’m pleased to see the Obama campaign has been shopping; The Sports Authority, which became a favorite of my sons, came about through a series of mergers, leverages, and buyouts. We started an early childhood learning center called Bright Horizons that First Lady Michelle Obama rightly praised. At a time when nobody thought we’d ever see a new steel mill built in America, we took a chance and built one in a corn field in Indiana. Today Steel Dynamics through tax breaks and subsidies to Bain Capital is one of the largest steel producers in the United States.

These are American success stories. And yet the centerpiece of the President’s entire re-election campaign is attacking success of the priviledge few who don’t want others to have the same opportunities. Is it any wonder that someone who attacks success has led us from the worst economic recovery since the Great Depression blocked by basically every Republican in Congress for four years? In America, we celebrate success, we don’t apologize for it especially if you don’t have the same opportunities as I did.

We weren’t always successful at Bain. But no one ever is in the real world of business.

That’s what this President doesn’t seem to understand. Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is about dreams of tax cuts and tax havens. Usually, it doesn’t work out exactly as you might have imagined. Steve Jobs was fired at Apple. He came back and changed the world.

It’s the genius of the American free enterprise system – to harness the extraordinary creativity and talent and industry of the American people with a system that is dedicated to creating tomorrow’s prosperity rather than trying to redistribute today’s economic opportunities.

That is why every president since the Great Depression who came before the American people asking for a second term could look back at the last four years and say with satisfaction: “you are better off today than you were four years ago.”

Except Jimmy Carter, he volunteers for Habitat for Humanity.  What does that tell you? And except this president who has a minority in the Senate.

This president can ask us to be patient.

This president can tell us it was someone else’s fault. (Don’t wink at Wall Street amigos)

This president can tell us that the next four years he’ll get it right.

But this president cannot tell us that YOU are better off today than when he took office.

America has been patient. Americans have supported this president in good faith; my party has not.

But today, the time has come to turn the page.

Today the time has come for us to put the disappointments of the last four years behind us.

To put aside the divisiveness and the recriminations (Don’t laugh).

To forget about what might have been and to look ahead to what can be.

Now is the time to restore the Promise of America kind of like our Path to Prosperity is Your Path to Austerity. Many plutocrats Americans have given up on this president but they haven’t ever thought about giving up. Not on themselves. Not on each other unless you’re poor. And not on America.

What is needed in our country today is not complicated or profound. It doesn’t take a special government commission to tell us what America needs.

What America needs is jobs.

Lots of jobs.

Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs  (Like tax cuts, if you say it enough people will believe you.)

In the richest country in the history of the world, this Obama economy has crushed the middle class. (Sadly Americans, really are that stupid to believe it.) Family income has fallen by $4,000, but health insurance premiums are higher that’s why we don’t want health care reform, food prices are higher because of something called a “drought, utility bills are higher because we don’t want to invest in alternative energy, and gasoline prices have doubled due to speculators; not to supply and demand. Today more Americans wake up in poverty (it’s the opposite of prosperity) than ever before. Nearly one out of six Americans is living in poverty because Wall Street places a big part in our policies. Look around you. These are not strangers. These are our brothers and sisters, our fellow Americans that are too lazy to get a minimum wage job.

His policies have not helped create jobs, they have depressed them. Look how many hedge fund managers are unemployed and this Administration wants more regulations on Wall Street. And this I can tell you about where President Obama would take America:

His plan to raise taxes on small business won’t add jobs, it will eliminate them; (While not a true statement. make sure your nose doesn’t grow and don’t refer to the Office of Tax Analysis at the Treasury Department.  It’s loaded with nonpartisan data.)

His assault on coal and gas and oil (Don’t ask if BP is in the house) will send energy and manufacturing jobs to my former subsidiaries in China;

His trillion dollar cuts to our military will eliminate hundreds of thousands of jobs that could be better served in rebuilding our crumbling infrastructure, (Don’t mention U.S. military spending is five times that of China and 41% of the world’s total military spending or anything about military contracts.) and also put our security at greater risk;

His $716 billion cut to Medicare by reducing costs to finance Obamacare will both hurt today’s insurance dividends seniors, and depress innovation – and jobs (say it again, jobs) – in medicine.  I want to use tax payer money to give vouchers to private companies or is that schools?

And his trillion-dollar deficits enhanced with Bush tax cuts will slow our economy, restrain employment, and cause wages to stall.

To the majority of Americans who now believe that the future will not be better than the past, I can guarantee you this: if Barack Obama is re-elected, you will be right.

I am running for president to help create a better futures market. A future where everyone who wants a job can find one.  Do you want fries with that? Where no senior fears for the security of their retirement because they won’t have one. An America where every parent knows that their child will get an education if a private school picks them that leads them to a good job in Switzerland and a bright horizon when there’s no smog alert.

And unlike the President, I have a plan to create 12 million new jobs. I didn’t say where. It has 5 steps.

First, by 2020, North America will be energy independent by taking full advantage of our oil and coal and gas and nuclear and renewable while importing portable water to the wealthiest citizens.

Second, we will give our fellow citizens the skills they need for the jobs of today and the careers of tomorrow. When it comes to the school your child will attend, every parent should have a choice, you may not be accepted but you’ll have a choice and every child should have a chance to dance.

Third, we will make trade work for America by forging new trade agreements while sending America’s raw materials to other countries in exchange for big profit margins. And when nations cheat in trade, there will be unmistakable consequences. A war there; a bomb there so as not to affect our stock.

Fourth, to assure every entrepreneur and every job creator (Not the “Creator”) that their investments in America will not vanish as have those in Greece, we will cut the deficit, add no additional revenue, do the hokey-pokey, and put America on track to a balanced budget.

And fifth, we will champion SMALL businesses, America’s engine of job growth, before leveraging, outsourcing, or buying them out. That means reducing taxes on business, not raising them to pocket the cost difference after the sale. It means simplifying and modernizing (READ: eliminating) the regulations that hurt small but really big business the most. And it means that we must rein in the skyrocketing cost of healthcare by repealing and replacing Obamacare. (We know costs were high long before Obamacare but don’t wink at insurance buddies.)

Today, wealthy women are more likely than men to start a business. They need a president who respects and understands what they do; bearing and rearing children, cooking, and cleaning because they will not have access to birth control .

And let me make this very clear – unlike President Obama, I will not raise taxes on the middle class because I will eliminate the middle class.

As president, I will protect the sanctity of life excluding all living non-homosapein things, women at risk and children in dangerous neighborhoods. I will honor my the institution of marriage and not those of others. And I will guarantee America’s first liberty: the freedom of religion and not from mine.

President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. MY promise…is to help you and your family if they’re worthy move to a sustainable planet in another galaxy.

I will begin my presidency with a jobs tour in Guangdong. President Obama began with an apology tour. America, he said, had dictated to other nations. (Don’t mention the really what he said.) No Mr. President, America has freed other nations from dictators.

Every American was relieved the day President Obama gave the order, and Seal Team Six took out Osama bin Laden. But on another front, every American is less secure today because he has failed to slow Iran’s nuclear threat best handled by blowing them off the map.

In his first TV interview as president, he said we should talk to Iran. We’re still talking, and Iran’s centrifuges are still spinning just like my campaign team.

President Obama has thrown allies like Israel under the bus while I’ve already alienated Britain and France, even as he has relaxed sanctions on Castro’s Cuba, the dinosaur relic of the Cold War with an embargo that keeps Castro in power and Florida Republicans in office at the expense of 11 million poor Cubans. He abandoned our friends in Poland by walking away from our missile defense commitments knowing the greater ramifications with Russia, but is eager to give Russia’s President Putin the flexibility he desires, after the election. Under my administration, our friends will see more loyalty, and Mr. Putin will see a little less flexibility and more belligerence backbone.  (Please tell Dick Cheney to sit down.)

We will honor America’s democratic ideals because a free world is a more peaceful world. This is the bipartisan foreign policy legacy of Truman and Reagan. And under my presidency we will return to it once again.

You might have asked yourself if these last 30 years of deregulation and Reaganomics are really the America we want, the America won for us by the greatest generation.

Does the America we want borrow a trillion dollars from China to pay for tax cuts for the wealthy and military spending? No.

Does it fail to find the jobs that are needed for 23 million people and for half the kids graduating from college? No.

Are its schools lagging behind the rest of the developed world because we don’t spend enough on education? No.

And does the America we want succumb to resentment and division caused by GOP class warfare? We know the answer.

The America we all know has been a story of the many becoming one, uniting to preserve liberty, uniting to build the greatest economy in the world, uniting to save the world from unspeakable darkness.

Everywhere I go in America, there are monuments that list those who have given their lives for America. There is no mention of their race, their party affiliation, or what they did for a living. They lived and died under a single flag, fighting for a single purpose. They pledged allegiance to the UNITED States of America.

That America, that united America, can unleash an economy that will put Americans back to work in brokerage and private equity firms, that will once again lead the world with innovation and productivity from Third World countries, and that will restore every father and mother’s confidence that their children’s future is brighter even than the past.

That America, that united America, will preserve a military that spends the same amount that Social Security gives out and is six to seven times larger than China’s that is so strong, no nation would ever dare to test it.

That America, that united (Say it again, united) America, will uphold the constellation of rights that were endowed by our Creator, and codified in our Constitution.

That united America will care for the poor and the sick, will honor and respect the elderly, and will give a helping hand to those in need because they already have a safety net.

That America is the best within each of us. That America we want for our children.

If I am elected President of these United Corporate States, I will work with all my energy and soul to restore that America, to lift our eyes to a better future. That future is our destiny. That future is out there  in some portfolio or mutual fund. It is waiting for us; the one percent. Our children deserve it, our nation depends upon it, the peace and freedom of the world require it. And with your help we will deliver it. Let us begin that future together tonight.

Republican Moocher. Mooch: to get or take without paying or at another's expense; sponge:Hey, It’s a DRAFT!

(Don’t mention any facts or numbers.)


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